{"id":975,"date":"2009-07-04T09:03:52","date_gmt":"2009-07-04T16:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/2009\/07\/04\/paid-to-sit-at-home\/"},"modified":"2009-07-04T09:03:52","modified_gmt":"2009-07-04T16:03:52","slug":"paid-to-sit-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/2009\/07\/04\/paid-to-sit-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Paid to sit at home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since today is a federal holiday, and I have it off.<\/p>\n<p>I get paid 8 hours at my base wage to do nothing but surf, watch TV and play games.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since today is a federal holiday, and I have it off. I get paid 8 hours at my base wage to do nothing but surf, watch TV and play games.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boring"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}