{"id":33,"date":"2008-06-27T09:56:19","date_gmt":"2008-06-27T17:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.arkayn.us\/2008\/06\/27\/i-know-my-life-is-boring-but-i-did-warn-you\/"},"modified":"2008-06-27T09:56:19","modified_gmt":"2008-06-27T17:56:19","slug":"i-know-my-life-is-boring-but-i-did-warn-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/2008\/06\/27\/i-know-my-life-is-boring-but-i-did-warn-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I know my life is boring, but I did warn you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another week is about to start for me and I only had to spend $50 for my tank of gas this week.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually it will be too expensive to actually go to work so the entire world will just stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another week is about to start for me and I only had to spend $50 for my tank of gas this week. Eventually it will be too expensive to actually go to work so the entire world will just stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boring"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arkayn.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}